February 2012
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Aziz Ansari
Watching NBA on HBO. When did Common start playing for the NJ Nets?? And wsup wit all these Queen Latifah crowd shots?
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Michael Ian Black
Now that the Oscars are over, can we all agree that silent movies suck?
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Jon Hurwitz
My 7000th follower is getting laid tonight.
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Chloe Grace Moretz
is it weird that my moms totally down with the song “Work Out” by J Cole!? ahah i think it’s amazing
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Frank Marshall
BOURNE LEGACY wraps principal phtography, thank you Manila!
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Rainn Wilson
Skeletors wife #RolesForAngelinaJolie
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Michael Ian Black
It turns out the Miami Heat are very good at basketball.
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Jon Favreau
#ff @andrewstanton for finally bringing #JohnCarter to the big screen. I can’t wait to see it.
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Dwayne Johnson
Friday. Bring it on home and finish strong. #Boots2Asses
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John Francis Daley
I just caught Twitter in the laundry room sniffing my underwear. Damn this updated privacy policy!
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Paul Scheer
Is everyone’s Guitar from Guitar Hero collecting as much dust as mine?
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Aziz Ansari
Dude on this flight to Chicago is so allergic to peanuts, they announced people in a 4 row radius not allowed to fuck wit peanuts.
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Elizabeth Banks
I’m considering changing my Twitter avatar. This decision is momentous. Feel like I should focus group it.
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RZA
“Safe house” was the bamalama. Me and the wiz both got our money’s worth. Denzel remains to be one of the illest master on screen.
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Jon Hurwitz
I don’t know if I’ve seen an awesomer Tweet. RT: @Slash: I don’t know what’s funnier, A Harold & Kumar Xmas or my wife watching it. iiiI; )’
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Kal Penn
Oh man. Just ate some expired yogurt. #letsseewhathappens
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Steve Martin
Killed on Conan tonight. Not hyperbole. Actually killed. On the run.