January 2012
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Rainn Wilson
I bet wolves would love to eat the Kardashians.
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Eli Roth
I have never been this close to Duran Duran. This is totally awesome!!! http://yfrog.com/kl95tyij
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Jason Segel
“@TheRealGillz: @jasonsegel You’re show isn’t funny ever, stick with movies Bitch.” It’s “your” not “you’re”.
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Steve Martin
Nice word in Spanish, “convivencia:” A period of time when all world is getting along.
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John Francis Daley
In the future, when everyone is robots, robot pop singers will use auto-detune.
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Rainn Wilson
I compulsively created a giant Lego therapist and spilled my guts to it about my gambling addiction.
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Tracy Morgan
Superman ran into a little kryptonite. The high altitude in Utah shook up this kid from Brooklyn.
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Dwayne Johnson
Congrats NY Giants and New England Patriots - Super Bowl bound. #EpicRematch
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Mindy Kaling
I wish my job was flipping houses.
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Elizabeth Banks
Tough crowd. RT @MoshPanda You were so pretty on @TheDailyShow, I’m seriously thinking about seeing MAN ON A LEDGE. #probablywontthough
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Rainn Wilson
You guys wanna hang out and fiddle with our phones?
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Jason Segel
You know it’s a good birthday when you fall asleep in a bed covered in BBQ sauce.
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Chloe Grace Moretz
#YoungAdult sucha good movie
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Michael Ian Black
Wikipedia is down today so if anybody wants to make a tax-free donation to them, send it to me and I will pass it along.
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Joan Rivers
Happy birthday, Betty White. I asked her what it’s like to be 90. She said, “You tell me, bitch. That’s how old you were ten years ago!”
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Nicholas Stoller
Just realized that Stripes is the comedy version of Full Metal Jacket.
